jay in texas you are on the "stephanie miller show." who's ipad is on? >> i have lots going on. >> all right. mr. apple boy. >> go ahead. >> or we're at the third floor for lingerie. hi, jay, sorry. >> how are you today, steph? >> good. go ahead. >> i am the official stephanie miller representative down here in the great red state of texas. >> oh, boy. >> i have a question and a comment. my comment is they know mitt romney is kind of a buffoon, so why don't they do like sarah palin and write his stuff on his hand. >> yes. you are a helper. >> he can't be a hawk dunce. you know what i mean? he -- that's why he is 2.0 kind of. they have a new level of dunce. instead of having it written his in hands, he probably has people in the crowd holding up key words. >> yes. however, perhaps he should have written his thoughts on his hands. >> no, his thoughts aren't worth writing down. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> right. >> in the same interview with brian williams. brian wandered if america's path will make it end up like europe. if we keep going down t